Friday, October 24, 2008

Oh, by the way

Oh, by the way, you can thank Dubya and his minions for handing Congress, the Senate, and very possibly the White House over to the Democrats. The arrogance and disregard his administration has shown for people who think differently than him, his reckless foreign policy, and catastrophic economic policy, has proven him to be what he really is: a stubborn, dumbass ideologue. C'mon, can't we just call it like it really is, now? When one of our most respected foreign policy experts, Colin Powell , one of our most respected financial gurus, Warren Buffet, and conservatives such as Scott McClellan and Christopher Buckley are endorsing a very liberal presidential candidate, you know something is fundamentally wrong with the course your party has taken. Way to go Dubya! You rock!! And by the way, why is everyone so worried about Obama "spreading the wealth" around a little. My friends, we are smack dab in the middle of the largest transfer of wealth in the history of our nation, presided over by your president (ok, he's my president , too, damnit!). Talk about spreading the wealth! An understatement to say the least. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're gonna' say. The housing collapse is directly connected to liberal lending standards overseen by congressional government liberals. Don't worry, I hate them too!

Monday, September 22, 2008

Can Ya' Feel It?

"Feel what?", you may ask. "The change of seasons as summer gives way to autumn?" Nope. "The feeling I get in my pants as I watch some CNN news-hottie forecasting gloom or crowing about where to shelter my dough?" No again. "The satisfaction of knowing that my children's financial future is secure?" Yeah, right. The "it" in the title of this piece is the pounding sensation in and around your anus ('scuse the metaphor) while you, the taxpayer, are once again being reamed by our wonderful leaders to the tune of 700 billion big 'uns (the figure is actually much higher from what I now hear). This will take two to three full generations to pay down. Infrastructure improvements?...forget it. Education and healthcare?...put 'em on the back burner...way back. A stronger military to protect us from extremists?... you're dreamin'. Credibility amongst the international community?...Ha!! Within a period of a few days our country has been reduced to a banana republic and the middle class has been forced to take another huge step toward indentured servitude. Don't feel it yet? Oh, you will. And your kids will. And their kids will. (Note to self: learn how to garden and bone up on them huntin' skills!). Until we start calling for the heads (and I mean that in a very literal sense) of those who have mortgaged our grandchildren's futures, there will be no recompense. Let's take it to the streets!